9 Months with an Alien

Tuesday, August 16, 2011 12:37 AM Posted by Black Scorpion
Yes.. I am 9 months pregnant. The doc said to me yesterday.. "Any day now!" :) <- in reality, this is a scared smile


hehehhe.. so yeah.. i just wanted to write about my whole being pregnant experience. Like any educated woman, I would divide it into three parts:

First Trimester:


So this is how it goes:
  • Shock
  • Denial
  • Nausia
  • More nausia
  • Yet more nausia
  • Yet even more nausia!!!
  • Ask God.. WHY!!!

Second Trimester:


So this is how it goes:

  • Wow!! No more nausia
  • Disbelief
  • Lots and lots of eating
  • More eating
  • Nothing could stop me from eating
  • huh!!! something is moving inside!!! ITS ALIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 
  • Ultra sound - wow!! it looks like a whole person now. The whole i think i am gonna be a mom concept seems like an unavoidable reality now
  • More food!
  • I am fat syndrome kicks in
  • Its moving inside
  • High energy level
Third Trimester:


So this is how it goes:

  • Loss of energy levels
  • Some pains kicks in
  • I need to rest more
  • The alien inside learns how to play football
  • Need lots of hubby love and attention
  • Tummy is huge, I feel like a penguin
  • I learn the delivery details
  • Stay in shock
  • Now shit scared
  • GOD HELP ME!!!
I haven't seen it yet, so every time it moves, and damn does it move! I am reminded of movies like species , aliens or  shows like war of the world, where they show an alien moving in the tummy. hahahha .. so yeah.. i got an alien moving and living in my tummy.

Till it realizes into an actual human being for me. This is alien in the tummy's mom to be signing out!

peace out!

1 Response to "9 Months with an Alien"

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